tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21426519633811577662024-03-13T04:22:49.336-07:00Dee Museum of The UnessentialsI observe, therefore I am.
I mock, therefore I suck.Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-62026622490441693632009-03-17T03:07:00.000-07:002009-03-17T03:20:31.515-07:00Sebuah Kepedulian Mulia<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #34<br />Object: Lembar Peringatan<br />Location: Unknown</span><br /><br />Manajemen kami sangat peduli atas keselamatan Anda.<br />Masalahnya, kami kurang yakin siapa di sini yang sebenarnya belum mengerti bahwa meloncat dari balkon itu sama dengan cari mati: Anda atau... kami?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/Sb92hw7GeKI/AAAAAAAAAb4/I5X1A49iNoM/s1600-h/JanganLompat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/Sb92hw7GeKI/AAAAAAAAAb4/I5X1A49iNoM/s400/JanganLompat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314096407761025186" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Sashi.</span>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-37446442996081241292009-02-18T21:46:00.000-08:002009-03-17T03:06:27.683-07:00Mengungkaf Paktor Misterieus di Kota Bandung<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #33<br />Object: Plang/Spanduk Toko<br />Location: Jalan Dip(f)atiukur, Bandung</span><br /><br />Di satu siang di Jalan Dipatiukur, satu toko kecil tengah berusaha untuk menuliskan jasa-jasanya dengan tepat dan akurat...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZzzOcYFNVI/AAAAAAAAAaY/w1-UgUleO54/s1600-h/Disfenser.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZzzOcYFNVI/AAAAAAAAAaY/w1-UgUleO54/s400/Disfenser.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304381890596517202" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yah. Meleset beberapa huruf. Tapi tidak apa-apa, berhubung plangnya bolak-balik, ia masih memiliki kesempatan kedua.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZzzHIunhDI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/Zd8mV2YiGUA/s1600-h/Disfanser.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZzzHIunhDI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/Zd8mV2YiGUA/s400/Disfanser.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304381765063246898" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Dan... yah... tetap sebuah usaha yang patut kita hargai. Tidak banyak servis elektronik pinggir jalan yang bisa mereparasi killer ataupun panser.<br /><br />Di ujung jalan, beberapa meter dari simpang Dago, sebuah kejutan sudah menanti:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZzzYKgq5xI/AAAAAAAAAag/knsn9Jpji1c/s1600-h/Farfume.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZzzYKgq5xI/AAAAAAAAAag/knsn9Jpji1c/s400/Farfume.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304382057599395602" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Saat keluar dari Jalan Difatiukur, kami sudah tak bisa membedakan mana kaum pakir dan mana tukang farkir, sungguh-sungguh satu paktor yang misterieus. Memasuki Jalan Taman Sari, saat singgah di Kebun Binatang Bandung, satu misteri lagi menanti kami...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZ0HRL9I3KI/AAAAAAAAAa4/LCECuvFjGmE/s1600-h/Karangtina.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZ0HRL9I3KI/AAAAAAAAAa4/LCECuvFjGmE/s400/Karangtina.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304403927960706210" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Dan oleh karena itulah poto-poto ini fatut di-aflod dan diingpormasikan kefada teman-teman semua...Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-83707103991449334342009-02-12T04:48:00.000-08:002009-03-17T03:05:54.547-07:00The Why-Bother Smoking Room<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #32<br />Object: (what they intended to be as) Smoking Room<br />Location: Polonia Airport, Medan</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Entering an airport with "no smoking" signs in every corner,<br />still you smell a gush of cigarette air in every turn .<br />What's the logic?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZQijh-R5mI/AAAAAAAAAaA/R9uQp2Pxdhs/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZQijh-R5mI/AAAAAAAAAaA/R9uQp2Pxdhs/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301900655132272226" border="0" /></a><br />There it is.<br />Right in the middle of the airport's hall...<br />They have what they call a smoking "room".<br />They only forgot to put one thing:<br />A ceiling.<br />Like having a "pee section" in a swimming pool,<br />it's a total why-bother.<br /></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-74289876795488862632009-02-09T20:06:00.000-08:002009-03-17T03:05:14.049-07:00Eye Tricksters<div style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: normal;font-size:85%;" ><span>Exhibit #31</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: normal;font-size:85%;" >Object: Campaign Banners</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: normal;font-size:85%;" >Location: (most probably) Jakarta & Jabar & Jatim & Gorontalo</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">... What the—?<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGM2df7IfI/AAAAAAAAAZw/VqJHa9vKJtc/s1600-h/Kampanye-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 224px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGM2df7IfI/AAAAAAAAAZw/VqJHa9vKJtc/s400/Kampanye-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301173103651135986" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Yes, of course. And I am the 57th descendant of Lucian,<br />the first Lycan, werewolf that can take human form. So?<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">... Uh-oh.<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGK87bCKtI/AAAAAAAAAZY/35rw598xmgE/s1600-h/image003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 299px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGK87bCKtI/AAAAAAAAAZY/35rw598xmgE/s400/image003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301171015739648722" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Wh—whaaat? WHAT?! Oh... no... please... NO!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">... There's MORE??<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGL2uyZKgI/AAAAAAAAAZg/Z1wwt9IfgOo/s1600-h/Kampanye-3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 225px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGL2uyZKgI/AAAAAAAAAZg/Z1wwt9IfgOo/s400/Kampanye-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301172008780376578" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Are my eyes playing trick on me or all these banners are for real?<br />Help! Wake me up from this nightmare, somebody... help!<br /><br />... DZIG!!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGMO7JvvbI/AAAAAAAAAZo/FeqWjFncLQw/s1600-h/Kampanye-4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SZGMO7JvvbI/AAAAAAAAAZo/FeqWjFncLQw/s400/Kampanye-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301172424416411058" border="0" /></a><br />Ouch.<br />Hold your punches, Mister.<br />I got it now. This is not a dream [sigh].<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* Picture Source: Unknown. Courtesy from Kikis</span>.<br /></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-64080991012056845082008-07-21T15:09:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:04:19.120-08:00Beyond Your Wildest Imagination<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #30<br />Object: Poster<br />Location: Setiabudi, Bandung.</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SIUJqHGNAnI/AAAAAAAAAKg/mUQfTJf78NI/s1600-h/FreeStyling.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SIUJqHGNAnI/AAAAAAAAAKg/mUQfTJf78NI/s400/FreeStyling.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225593561697550962" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">One hundred bucks,<br />and you will experience the unimaginable.<br />Triangle? Rectangle? Dodecahedron?<br />Wavy? Curly? Pencil-like?<br />Just go crazy.<br />Your breast will be having the time of its life.<br />Complete freedooom!</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-70623741882567768972008-07-21T14:56:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:27:51.385-08:00From Selling HP to Massage Parlor<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #29<br />Object: Business Sign<br />Location: Jakarta</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SIUG8JjRGVI/AAAAAAAAAKY/Lze9xR0F2Uw/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SIUG8JjRGVI/AAAAAAAAAKY/Lze9xR0F2Uw/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225590573059086674" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Yes, it's my insatiable business drive that<br /> just won't stop me from expanding...<br />singing is not enough, writing is not enough,<br />selling HP and vouchers are not enough...<br />I want to squeeze and poke some flesh!<br />HII-YAAA!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Hagi.</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-35359678378514005592008-07-21T14:44:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:30:18.402-08:00Etymology 101<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #28<br />Object: Advertisement<br />Location: Watson's, Supermal Karawaci</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SIUETe-gDEI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/We58Oeb_Za0/s1600-h/Fink.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/SIUETe-gDEI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/We58Oeb_Za0/s400/Fink.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225587675412565058" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Thus, one may ask: why "Funk"?<br />Ah. It's Fun + Punk = Funk.<br />Suddenly, etymology is as easy as one, two, three.</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-58368791195755746462008-03-21T07:35:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:32:12.548-08:00No Show For Today, Folks!<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #27<br />Object: Door Sign<br />Location: Bandara Ngurah Rai, Denpasar.</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R-PIxqd9S0I/AAAAAAAAAIo/GF8xSCo3h9A/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R-PIxqd9S0I/AAAAAAAAAIo/GF8xSCo3h9A/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180204751945288514" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Okay. We didn't expect an 'operet' will be<br />performed at the airport.<br />But if the office is closed, for whatever reason -<br />from operational reason to<br />watching an 'operet' show somewhere,<br />surely we didn't expect a 'no opereted' sign either.</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-64156009852001444422008-03-10T21:56:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:33:57.118-08:00Hot Is The Key!<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #26<br />Object: Buku Menu<br />Location: Jl. Pasir Kaliki, Bandung</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9YRl70hBuI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/hUWtxEBGCtE/s1600-h/Hotplate.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9YRl70hBuI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/hUWtxEBGCtE/s400/Hotplate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176344165119756002" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">In the name of efficiency,<br />our restaurant has a consensus like this:<br />if it's "hotplate kangkung" then it means hotplate kangkung.<br />But if it's just "hotplate", then it means,<br />well, the food contains lots of chillies,<br />regardless the plate is cool or hot. Doesn't matter.<br />Your tongue got burned, either way.<br />That is our mission.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Arina "Dede".</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-51987708710038372302008-03-09T00:56:00.000-08:002009-02-09T22:35:07.686-08:00The Warmers Welcome<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #25<br />Object: Standing Banner<br />Location: Darmawangsa Square, Jkt</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9Omu70hBtI/AAAAAAAAAII/3T8EZLpWHpQ/s1600-h/Welcomers.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9Omu70hBtI/AAAAAAAAAII/3T8EZLpWHpQ/s400/Welcomers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175663722040985298" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Today, I learn something very profound,<br />thanks to Ganaan Tour.<br />I learn that, when we want to say welcome,<br />sometimes it's not enough just to say 'welcome'.<br />For a warmer welcome, we need to say 'welcomer'.<br />But sometimes, it's also not enough just to say 'welcomer'.<br />To amplify it even more, we can also say...<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Welcomers!</span><br /><br />Nothing can be warmers than that. Truly.<br />No.<br /> Truliers.</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-41657618007106304142008-03-09T00:44:00.000-08:002009-02-09T22:36:54.051-08:00The Demo<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #24<br />Object: Spanduk Demonstrasi<br />Location: Unknown</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9OkUL0hBsI/AAAAAAAAAIA/EdI6j9rufG8/s1600-h/Demo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9OkUL0hBsI/AAAAAAAAAIA/EdI6j9rufG8/s400/Demo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175661063456229058" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I wonder how the other party would respond to that.<br />Could it be:<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Demo lagi, demo lagi. Kapan kerjanya?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Demo more, demo more. Work when?</span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* Picture source: Unknown. Courtesy from Riko.</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-3959016667757540922008-03-09T00:39:00.001-08:002009-02-09T22:37:46.568-08:00From Writing to Selling HP<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #23<br />Object: Plang Kios Pulsa/HP<br />Location: Jl Dipatiukur, Bandung.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Now, this one I haven't really thought about.<br />But it could be fun too, for a change.<br />Knowing that my other branch is already opening<br />somewhere in Purwakarta.<br />It feels like a family business already :)<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9Oio70hBrI/AAAAAAAAAH4/Bjeyd5skAyA/s1600-h/DeeCell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9Oio70hBrI/AAAAAAAAAH4/Bjeyd5skAyA/s400/DeeCell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175659220915259058" border="0" /></a>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-2869693675497602102008-03-09T00:27:00.000-08:002009-02-09T22:39:03.078-08:00From Singing to Selling HP<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #22<br />Object: Plang Kios Pulsa/HP<br />Location: Purwakarta</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">We've joked about this many times before.<br />We've even imagined to open a cellphone store just for fun.<br />All in all, just to have a taste of the idea, in reality.<br /><br />Then, in one unexpected day, the universe responded.<br /><br />One genius in Purwakarta have thought about it.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9OhM70hBqI/AAAAAAAAAHw/aCk5ectHe20/s1600-h/MarCell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9OhM70hBqI/AAAAAAAAAHw/aCk5ectHe20/s400/MarCell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175657640367294114" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">There it goes... my fantasy becomes a reality.</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-90138742641238520002008-03-09T00:15:00.000-08:002009-02-09T22:39:43.313-08:00Neo RSD<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #21<br />Object: Song Request Card<br />Location: Majalengka, Rida Sita Dewi Reunion Tour.<br /></span></div><br />We thought we had it all.<br />Fame, fortune, and four albums.<br />A reunion tour, twelve concerts, crowd of thousands.<br /><br />We thought they have said it all.<br />The loud MCs, screaming out our names.<br />The hundreds of banners, displaying our names.<br /><br />We thought we had it all.<br />Until this one popped out...<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9OdGL0hBpI/AAAAAAAAAHo/BifLa0LtKeI/s1600-h/RositaDewi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R9OdGL0hBpI/AAAAAAAAAHo/BifLa0LtKeI/s400/RositaDewi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175653126356666002" border="0" /></a>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-52597515821164289812007-11-18T20:34:00.001-08:002009-02-09T22:40:13.537-08:00The Rushy Goodbye Note<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #20<br />Object: Banner<br />Location: Melawai area, Jakarta</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R0ES0hAcgaI/AAAAAAAAAHA/0vMRzxLV0wA/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/R0ES0hAcgaI/AAAAAAAAAHA/0vMRzxLV0wA/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134405743601811874" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">They need to say it fast.<br />They have to write everything in such a short time,<br />and on such a big banner.<br />They didn't have the time to re-read what they wrote.<br />It was a rushy, dramatic, goodbye.<br />Please understand.<br />So, once again...<br />I tank you for attention and kindly.</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-62472371809308336752007-10-16T09:01:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:40:42.517-08:00The "Arousing" Resto<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #19<br />Object: Turkish Restaurant<br />Location: Unknown</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTgux21qjI/AAAAAAAAAFg/bEqHiKTHW5I/s1600-h/Istanbul+Restaurant.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTgux21qjI/AAAAAAAAAFg/bEqHiKTHW5I/s400/Istanbul+Restaurant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121965770489047602" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br />I believe that restaurant will never, ever,<br />open a branch in Indonesia.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Reza's friend.</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-54037116520393956392007-10-16T08:40:00.001-07:002009-02-09T22:41:10.817-08:00JasJus KuGila<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #18<br />Object: Drink List<br />Location: EMP Cafe, Bandung</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTbwh21qiI/AAAAAAAAAFY/88bmPWgPGwU/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTbwh21qiI/AAAAAAAAAFY/88bmPWgPGwU/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121960302995679778" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Juice Gairah Lelaki: </span><br />1 btr telur ayam kampung, 1 sachet Kuku Bima,<br />bubuk torpedo kambing secukupnya,<br />1 cover depan Tabloid Lipstick dicacah hingga halus.<br />Blender semua bahan.<br />Tambahkan gula dan es batu sesuai selera.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Juice Rokok:</span><br />1/2 pak rokok merk apa saja,<br />2 sdm absurditas, 2 sdm kegilaan.<br />Blender semua bahan.<br />Tambahkan akal sehat--jika masih ada.</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-24890018695902888402007-10-16T07:54:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:41:41.675-08:00The Word That Will Get You Into Trouble<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #17<br />Object: Sign Board<br />Location: Ninoy Aquino International Airport, Manila</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTRlB21qgI/AAAAAAAAAFE/LPZhaU4pBsw/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTRlB21qgI/AAAAAAAAAFE/LPZhaU4pBsw/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121949110310906370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"Oh, God, she's such a BOMB!"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-- arrested.</span><br /><br />"Dude, you dress like a BUM."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-- arrested.</span><br /><br />"That girl over there has such a nice BUM..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-- arrested.</span><br /><br />"Shake your bon-BOM, shake your bon-BOM..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-- arrested.</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-35924005576593498302007-10-16T07:35:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:42:22.918-08:00The Executive Way<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #16<br />Object: Musholla<br />Location: Senayan City, Jakarta</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTOaR21qfI/AAAAAAAAAE8/_0fOHU1fdfU/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RxTOaR21qfI/AAAAAAAAAE8/_0fOHU1fdfU/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121945627092429298" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Dear God,<br /><br />I am so blessed that I can talk to you<br />in this executive musholla,<br />thanks to my platinum member card<br />and my preferred circle account.<br />I am also praying for my other friends<br />in the economy and business musholla<br />so they can also have their prayers answered<br />despite the heat and the frequent stops they had to endure.</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-64621693242440887702007-08-17T07:11:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:43:25.625-08:00Misteri Buah Apel<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #15<br />Object: 1 kg of nonexistent apples<br />Location: Toko Guardian, Bandung</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsWs6G9AXkI/AAAAAAAAAEY/skKHwT49dGc/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsWs6G9AXkI/AAAAAAAAAEY/skKHwT49dGc/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099672267365834306" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Dan saya bertanya:<br />“Jadi, selama ini ternyata jualan apel juga, ya?”<br />Si Mbak menjawab: “Nggak.”<br />Dan saya bertanya lagi:<br />“Tapi stok apelnya memang ada?”<br />Si Mbak menjawab lagi: “Nggak.”<br />Dan saya bertanya, lagi dan lagi:<br />“Kalau gitu kenapa harus apel??”<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And there was an infinite silence.</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-35259737301685581692007-08-16T13:23:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:44:37.301-08:00What Humanity Needs<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #14<br />Object: Billboard<br />Location: Hong Kong</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSyjW9AXjI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/jEfT9c3qNZg/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSyjW9AXjI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/jEfT9c3qNZg/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099396998616866354" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Strap it up, ladies!<br />We can now be in total peace<br />just by wearing our usual thing.<br />Gentlemen, if you wish to join us,<br />rest assured your gender confusion<br />will also be swept away by this stress-free bra…<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Reza</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-53097586811821119802007-08-16T12:55:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:46:02.699-08:00Bum Dim Sum<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #13<br />Object: Dim Sum Stall<br />Location: Food Court, Jkt</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSteG9AXiI/AAAAAAAAAEI/uZPkX6xqRnU/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSteG9AXiI/AAAAAAAAAEI/uZPkX6xqRnU/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099391410864414242" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">One can loose sight easily on that dot and, boy,<br />better be careful…<br />you don’t want people to think you’re selling NC-17 food.<br />It’s a huge shift from dim sum to “dim sum”,<br />I tell ya.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Yasha</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-77780291183929213082007-08-16T12:41:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:47:52.903-08:00"Dear, I Don't Get You" Cafe<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #12<br />Object: Cafe<br />Location: Hong Kong<br /></span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSo629AXhI/AAAAAAAAAEA/0B7UMHutj0o/s1600-h/P1010901.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSo629AXhI/AAAAAAAAAEA/0B7UMHutj0o/s400/P1010901.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099386407227514386" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Let me repeat what the banner says:<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"When she looking you eye. Don't lie please."</span><br />Now, how can I possibly lie if I just don't get it?<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Reza</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-30622480577736264922007-08-16T12:28:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:49:21.603-08:00The Zen Drink<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #11<br />Object: Warung Es Oyen<br />Location: Jl Lombok, Bandung</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSl0m9AXgI/AAAAAAAAAD4/MIi6u52I2gE/s1600-h/EsJerukPanasKecil.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RsSl0m9AXgI/AAAAAAAAAD4/MIi6u52I2gE/s400/EsJerukPanasKecil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099383001318448642" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I really like to know<br />what’s finally served on my table when I order:<br />“Es Jeruk Panas”<br /><div style="text-align: center;">Do not underestimate this Oyen dude.<br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">I bet my ass he’s a Zen master in disguise.<br />Only those who transcend duality can create such drink.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* Courtesy from Riko.</span></div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142651963381157766.post-35891552267817321262007-06-21T02:58:00.000-07:002009-02-09T22:51:09.196-08:00The Troopers Are Here!<span style="font-size:85%;">Exhibit #10<br />Object: Etalase Toko<br />Location: Kelapa Gading, Jakarta</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Is it what I think it is? Am I hallucinating?<br />Are they really here?<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RnpMsAxNUpI/AAAAAAAAADY/WCSWmuQWDL0/s1600-h/StormTrooper1kecil.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RnpMsAxNUpI/AAAAAAAAADY/WCSWmuQWDL0/s400/StormTrooper1kecil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078455848818004626" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RnpNcQxNUqI/AAAAAAAAADg/d9XrJU7ok8o/s1600-h/StormTrooper2kecil.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cFyLpWnSDaM/RnpNcQxNUqI/AAAAAAAAADg/d9XrJU7ok8o/s400/StormTrooper2kecil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078456677746692770" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">YES! It's the Storm Trooper!<br />They came to save Kelapa Gading from the great flood!<br />No... no... wait... they're the bad guy, aren't they?<br />Killing the good Jedis and all?<br />RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!</div>Dee Lestarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996003125823678102noreply@blogger.com5