Sebuah Kepedulian Mulia

Exhibit #34
Object: Lembar Peringatan
Location: Unknown

Manajemen kami sangat peduli atas keselamatan Anda.
Masalahnya, kami kurang yakin siapa di sini yang sebenarnya belum mengerti bahwa meloncat dari balkon itu sama dengan cari mati: Anda atau... kami?



* Courtesy from Sashi.

Mengungkaf Paktor Misterieus di Kota Bandung

Exhibit #33
Object: Plang/Spanduk Toko
Location: Jalan Dip(f)atiukur, Bandung

Di satu siang di Jalan Dipatiukur, satu toko kecil tengah berusaha untuk menuliskan jasa-jasanya dengan tepat dan akurat...



Yah. Meleset beberapa huruf. Tapi tidak apa-apa, berhubung plangnya bolak-balik, ia masih memiliki kesempatan kedua.



Dan... yah... tetap sebuah usaha yang patut kita hargai. Tidak banyak servis elektronik pinggir jalan yang bisa mereparasi killer ataupun panser.

Di ujung jalan, beberapa meter dari simpang Dago, sebuah kejutan sudah menanti:



Saat keluar dari Jalan Difatiukur, kami sudah tak bisa membedakan mana kaum pakir dan mana tukang farkir, sungguh-sungguh satu paktor yang misterieus. Memasuki Jalan Taman Sari, saat singgah di Kebun Binatang Bandung, satu misteri lagi menanti kami...



Dan oleh karena itulah poto-poto ini fatut di-aflod dan diingpormasikan kefada teman-teman semua...

The Why-Bother Smoking Room

Exhibit #32
Object: (what they intended to be as) Smoking Room
Location: Polonia Airport, Medan

Entering an airport with "no smoking" signs in every corner,
still you smell a gush of cigarette air in every turn .
What's the logic?


There it is.
Right in the middle of the airport's hall...
They have what they call a smoking "room".
They only forgot to put one thing:
A ceiling.
Like having a "pee section" in a swimming pool,
it's a total why-bother.

Eye Tricksters

Exhibit #31
Object: Campaign Banners
Location: (most probably) Jakarta & Jabar & Jatim & Gorontalo

... What the—?

Yes, of course. And I am the 57th descendant of Lucian,
the first Lycan, werewolf that can take human form. So?

... Uh-oh.

Wh—whaaat? WHAT?! Oh... no... please... NO!

... There's MORE??

Are my eyes playing trick on me or all these banners are for real?
Help! Wake me up from this nightmare, somebody... help!

... DZIG!!!

Ouch.
Hold your punches, Mister.
I got it now. This is not a dream [sigh].

* Picture Source: Unknown. Courtesy from Kikis.

Beyond Your Wildest Imagination

Exhibit #30
Object: Poster
Location: Setiabudi, Bandung.

One hundred bucks,
and you will experience the unimaginable.
Triangle? Rectangle? Dodecahedron?
Wavy? Curly? Pencil-like?
Just go crazy.
Your breast will be having the time of its life.
Complete freedooom!

From Selling HP to Massage Parlor

Exhibit #29
Object: Business Sign
Location: Jakarta

Yes, it's my insatiable business drive that
just won't stop me from expanding...
singing is not enough, writing is not enough,
selling HP and vouchers are not enough...
I want to squeeze and poke some flesh!
HII-YAAA!

* Courtesy from Hagi.

Etymology 101

Exhibit #28
Object: Advertisement
Location: Watson's, Supermal Karawaci

Thus, one may ask: why "Funk"?
Ah. It's Fun + Punk = Funk.
Suddenly, etymology is as easy as one, two, three.